HIGHLIGHTS: People on social media are talking about singers and bands that are NOT good . . . NOT bad . . . just BORING. The highlights include: Maroon 5, Foo Fighters, Coldplay, and Taylor Swift.
FULL STORY: There are ALWAYS debates at the Thanksgiving table . . . and even if you avoided the gnarly stuff like politics, relationships, and money . . . you may have had a family member take shots at YOUR FAVORITE BAND.
People on social media have been suggesting singers and bands that are NOT good . . . NOT bad . . . just BORING. And the responses got controversial. Here are a few of the highlights:
1. Five Finger Death Punch . . . “They’re the ‘Nickleback’ of metal.”
2. Ed Sheeran . . . “Ed Sheeran is so boring, his favorite color is clear.”
3. Maroon 5 . . . “They’ve been chasing ever single trend possible since 2017.”
4. KISS . . . “Their live presence was silly . . . I don’t get it.”
5. Drake . . . “He’s pretty bland.”
6. Foo Fighters . . . “I love Dave Grohl, but all their new stuff sounds the same.”
7. Coldplay . . . “The musical equivalent of watching grass grow.”
8. Taylor Swift . . . “She’s impressive professionally . . . and very talented . . . but her stuff is so dull.” (The Swifties have found a new villain.)
9. Imagine Dragons . . . “The kind of band major corporations hire for team-bonding events. Edgy enough to be ‘cool,’ but safe enough to not upset anyone.”
10. Mumford and Sons . . . Someone called them “Imagine Wagons.”
11. Bon Jovi . . . “They have emotions and spirit, but there’s no depth.”
12. U2 . . . “Their ’80s output rules. It’s just the newer stuff that’s boring.”
13. Eagles . . . “The Bud Light of rock.”
14. 3 Doors Down . . . “Sounds like what plain oatmeal tastes like.”
15. The National . . . “Every song I’ve heard, the singer sounds like he just woke up and has no plans to get out of bed.”
(Reddit)
(What’s a musical act that does NOTHING for you?)
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