FULL STORY:  If you made a shirt for your partner, featuring the phrase they ALWAYS say, what would it be?  Maybe, “Oh, sorry, I wasn’t listening.”

Someone asked the internet, “If you had to wear a T-shirt with your most-used phrase, what would your T-shirt read?”  Here are some of the best responses:

1.  “No worries” . . . even though all I’ve done since I was five is worry, 24/7.

2.  “I don’t know, I just work here.”

3.  “Fair enough.”

4.  “What the [eff]?”

5.  “Where did I leave my . . .”

6.  “So, basically . . .”

7.  “I think you are on mute” . . . the anthem of virtual meetings everywhere.

8.  “That makes sense.”

9.  “I’m not a doctor.”

10.  “It is what it is.”

11.  “Good luck with that.”

12.  “What a day.”

13.  “That’s wild” . . . but with a tone that’s borderline bored.

14.  “Whatever works.”

15.  “To be perfectly honest.”

16.  “Man I tell ya.”

17.  “Moving forward.”

18.  “Oookay, quiet please!” . . . this is from a teacher.

19.  “I hate people.”

20.  “Yeah . . . that’s gonna be a ‘no’ from me dawg.”

21.  “Great Caesar’s ghost.”  

22.  “Meow.” 

(AskReddit)