The iPhone 15:  My parents don’t know how to tell me “No.”

A flip phone:  I’m your dad.

A cordless landline:  I’m your grandma.

A landline WITH a cord:  Look what I found cleaning out great-grandma’s house!

A Samsung Galaxy:  I can’t afford an iPhone.

A burner phone:  I’m having an affair.

A foldable smartphone:  I’m wrong about what people think is cool.

A pager:  I deal drugs.

The iPhone 9:  I work in radio.